Upland Hunting Gear Porn

Eddie Bauer Catalog Cover
Eddie Bauer Catalog Cover

 

This arrived a while ago, but I couldn’t bring myself to look at.

Don’t get me wrong, I wanted to immediately open it and drool, but saved it.

and saved it…

until I just couldn’t take it any longer.

I don’t want to want anything new, you know?

I just don’t even want to be tempted.

I know myself all too well.

And, so, here we go…

I had a weak moment and caved in to my lustfulness and of course, now I want everything in the Eddie Bauer Fall Outfitter Sport Shop catalog!

Darn it.

I need another copy to frame.

Eddie Bauer's Women's Upland Gear List
Eddie Bauer’s Women’s Upland Gear List

Oh my… do you see that sweater?

The one there in the middle?

Here is a closeup:

toppenish-windcutter-sweater
Eddie Bauer Toppenish Windcutter Sweater

Oh dear… and then there is that vest, and that coat, and those boots.
Oh my.

 

Close up

There’s a closer look for you.

Oh my gosh, I love that coat… that vest…

1936-Skyliner-Hunting-Model-Jacket
Eddie Bauer’s 1936-Skyliner-Hunting-Model-Jacket

Doesn’t it make your heart thump???

Thump… thump… thump…

Eddie Bauer Ladies Upland Vest and Pants
Eddie Bauer Ladies Upland Vest and Pants

I could use that vest.

And those pants.

Yep.

Eddie Bauer Mabton Flats Vest
Eddie Bauer Mabton Flats Vest

I really want that vest!

Love the D-Rings (there are never enough D-rings on a vest or coat).

And, wow, really nice upland pants.

Eddie Bauer [Women's] Guide's Day Off
Eddie Bauer [Women’s] Guide’s Day Off

It’s like everything in this catalog was designed just for me.

Really, I was the woman they consulted with when they designed the items in this catalog.

Yep, it was me.

::sigh::

No. I am kidding.

But, it’s as if they did!

😉

There is gorgeous guy’s stuff, too….

Eddie Bauer's "The Tipiliuke Sportsman's Packing List"
Eddie Bauer’s “The Tipiliuke Sportsman’s Packing List”

Yep, I would put all of those items on my list too. 🙂 Those boots, that jacket, the fleece, and I love that pullover!

Close up of the Selkirk Mountain Pullover
Close up of the Selkirk Mountain Pullover

Close up. Love it… except I like the color of the one in the catalog better than the color of the picture above. Don’t you?

Upland Gear List
Upland Gear List

Darn…

What a nice coat…

Mabton-Flats-Jacket
Mabton-Flats-Jacket

Closeup of the Mabton Flats Upland Jacket… nice.

Jacket-back
Jacket-back

Yep, really nice jacket.

Maybe I’ll have to get my hubby one.

Our anniversary is coming up.

That would be a nice present for him, don’t you think?

Then, when he isn’t using it, I can watch it for him, right???

😉

And look at this page full of great packs and strap vests! Gorgeous!

I need that gun case, right?

Eddie Bauer's Field Gear List
Eddie Bauer’s Field Gear List

and these boots… oh my…

Eddie Bauer's Upland Boots
Eddie Bauer’s Upland Boots

Oh my gosh–and these Upland Coats!

Eddie Bauer Upland Coats
Eddie Bauer Upland Coats
Kettle-Mountain-Waxed
Kettle-Mountain-Waxed

Yep, that’s a thumper, too.

Ohhhhh…. and this beauty:

Eddie Bauer Sporting Fleece Jacket
Eddie Bauer Sporting Fleece Jacket

Or this?? I can get them all, right???

Eddie Bauer Micro Therm Featherweight Jacket
Eddie Bauer Micro Therm Featherweight Jacket

And, these boots just have to feel like heaven on your feet, don’t you think?

sweet
sweet

please… please… can I just try on those boots????

::sigh::

maybe next year, eh?

Hey, shouldn’t I be one of those testers? You know, where companies send you gear to try and then you write reviews on it?

They really should pick me.

Seriously.

Who spends more time in the field than I do?

So, Eddie Bauer, if you looking for a real gear tester, I’m your gal.

I’ll put it through real testing in the northern grouse woods.

 

I can’t wait…

30 days

I have to say very nice job, EB.

Quality and style and designed for us gals, too!

You’ve hooked me. I want to buy it all!

And, when I get all my new swanky gear, I’ll shoot a video with all my Llews in the Ruffed Grouse woods of the UP.

🙂

So, did you get your copy?

What will you–or have you already–be ordering???

What’s your favorite thing?

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